Levit Glamping - Hotel Frente Al Embalse Guatapé Peñol

"I want to start this out by saying I don't not blame the people who work there, they did all they could to try and salvage a miserable Valentines day excursion. I wanted to have a special romantic day with my girlfriend, but it was impossible at Levit glamping. The individual areas where you stay are sub-standard, the little pods where you sleep are tiny, I am not a large person and neither is my partner, but the pods feel more like a trap than a love nest, but that is not the big problem. The big problem is NOISE. All of the little are right on top of each other and you can hear everything that is going on in the area next to you and in the kitchen and dining area that is right next to our "romantic" love nest. Within a 5 minute time I could clearly hear the kitchen workers, a romantic comedy with drew barrymore and Adam Sandler, a couple worried about their son and a woman moaning with pleasure. It was if the pods were not out in the woods, but smack dab in the middle of Grand Central Station in NYC. It reminded me more of being in a youth hostel or army barracks, not a secluded romantic valentines day spot. We tried to leave, but because it was dark the boat could not take us to the mainland. We ended up sleeping in the workers cabin because it was so much quieter than the pod and the "highlight" of the trip was when somone's Burmese Mountain came in through the dog door and crawled into bed with us. We left first thing in the morning and headed back to Medellin. If you're exhibitionist, this might be the perfect place, bit if you want to go to Guatupe on Valentines day for a romantic evening, I would suggest you look for alternatives,"